I want to know what your very first toy was. Was it any of these... hm??
My first toy was a simple little silver bullet. Nothing too fancy, right? I must say, it got the job done! There was only one speed on it though. You know that "HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING FAST!" speed? Yea, that was the one... Took a little getting used to what with it being my very first toy and all. I remember just barely pushing in the button and VROOOOOOOOOOOOM! That tiny lil fucker was like a damn drill! Scared the mess outta me! And Oh My Goodness, putting it on my clit for the first time was like trying to make your way into a pool that is just too damn cold. You dip your toe in, have a little internal freak-out, and quickly pull it back out. Then you give it another go, getting up to your ankles before chickening out again, until finally saying "Ah, fuck it" and just diving in the mother fucker...
Definitely was not my favorite toy, mainly because of the one speed, and the fact that the battery life was terrible. Died almost instantly. Was good enough for two or three quickie onesomes and the batteries went kaput.
Needless to say, I still had quite a few intense orgasms and wouldn't change those experiences for the world. It was one magic lil bullet alright...
What about you? How was your first toy? Did you love it, did you hate it? Was it too big, too small, slower than a turtle, or OH-MY-FUCKING-SHIT fast? Do you still have it? Let me know! I'm curious.
xoxo
Michelle